Sarah Palin spoke out this week against the health care reform bill, saying, ‘Elections have consequences.’ Well, of course, elections have consequences. That’s why right now, instead of being vice president of the United States, she’s trying to get a reality show on the Animal Planet.” -Jay Leno
“On Saturday, Sarah Palin looked at notes written on her hand during a speech at the Tea Party Convention in Tennessee. Isn’t that wild? Oddly enough, she was reading, ‘Hi, I’m Sarah Palin.'” –Jimmy Fallon
“Maybe Sarah Palin would be smarter if she had bigger hands.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“Sarah Palin, former governor of Alaska, is going to be part of the Fox News team. So, yeah. Finally, finally, her years of reading all those newspapers and magazines have really paid off. This should balance things out over there at Fox News. I can see that coming from my house.” -David Letterman
“Sarah Palin’s book is number one on Amazon.com right now. Stephen King actually has the number two book. Very scary new book called ‘Sarah Palin Becomes President.'” -Jimmy Kimmel
“In Sarah Palin’s new book, she says when she first laid eyes on her future husband, she said out loud, ‘Thank you, God,’ which is the same thing the Democrats said when they first laid eyes on Sarah Palin.” -Conan O’Brien
“Former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is promoting her new book and she’s going to appear on the Oprah Winfrey Show. Sarah and Oprah. On the one hand, a very powerful woman qualified to be President of the United States, and on the other hand, you have Sarah.” -David Letterman
“But if you think about it, Sarah Palin and Oprah Winfrey have a lot in common. They both helped get Obama elected.” -David Letterman
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